You know me, a bit psychotic but friendly. I don’t bite…usually. I am a 20 and rising because I blow. I am an architect that designs custom houses www.andreozzi.com with serious wine issues. I find purple stained teeth go well with 7 am tee times. For the record, I have no business playing with these guys, they put up with allot of my breakdowns on the course. I am grateful for that.
Dan Cregan is the group’s Commish and low handicap playing at a 3 going to a 2. Dan has clear demands on his golf partners... primarily that you play fast and you are not an asshole. It is surprising how short the list gets with those two simple denominators! :^) Only kidding Dan. To be clear, we rarely feel rushed ever… we simply like to play ready golf, and get home to enjoy the weekend days. Let’s face it, there are no cameras out there on the course… just get to your ball, pick your club and take a swing at it… or in my case, take a couple of swipes at it. We try and keep the bullshit to a minimum and the ball busting to a maximum. His short game is stupid good… his cutting humor is better.
Greg Perry - Think John Daly playing at a 14 with brains and an awesome wine cellar. (Yeah I designed it, so what. I was referring to the wine!) He can hit piss out of a ball...I am talking next zip code… if he connects. He has about 30 yards on my drive with his 3 wood. Rumor has it that Greg's mom must of had a very tough delivery, because Greg was born with golden horseshoe up his ass. You can NEVER count the Perryman out. Off the tee we have seen it all... tree to fairway, house roof to fairway, fertilizer truck to fairway. If the member-member where the high school dance, Greg’s 14 is analogous to the real blonde with the real rack with an open door policy (if you know what I mean)... always the first to get invited to dance.
Jim Goodwin - our 13, and our unofficial coach, unofficial coach teacher, unofficial critic, unofficial cheerleader, unofficial bookie, and unofficial therapist. Jim is our rock, until his game falters, then we all stay clear.
Our 1st Alternate is Craig Fisher, a neighbor, good friend, a fellow Architect, a red wine drinker, a cigar smoker, and a shitload of fun to spend time with. Too bad the putz is a Yankees fan. We excuse it because he takes us to Yankees Stadium to see the Red Sox!
Next we will introduce you to Kyle Phelps... Rhode Island Country Club Pro, and good friend.... until we hit a bad shot all take turns yelling FUCK YOU Kyle.
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