This isn't rocket science.
1. DONT CHEAT - Who fakes their handicap so they can win $15 from their best friend every Saturday morning. Are you kidding me!!! Truth be told, my handicap is at least a full stroke lower than it should be due to the generosity of my friends giving me puts I don't deserve getting. Even a 24 incher is roller coaster ride and a reason to change my tidy whities.
2. Repair Divots - This is a tough one because half the time there is no sand in the urinal containers, but if the pro's can do it, so can you.
3. Rake Bunkers - It so freaking rude to approach your ball and see it in a foot print or a paw print. (I will save the "go walk your dog someplace else" tirade for another day. How about if I take a dump in your front yard!) I have a 1 and 10 shot of making a sandy as it is... I don’t need you to make it worse.
4. Play fast - You are not making your living out here waiting for camera time on national tv, play ready golf. If your partner is preparing to take a shot, get off your blackberry, stop scratching your ass, and start to plan your next shot. Its simple, keep pace with the group in front of you, and pick up when feel like a David Andreozzi moment is upon you.
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