Honestly...

As I am starting to slowly improve, I am considering pull the plug on this. It doesn't seem as funny anymore.  Dave

Boy, you open up a little can of whoopass and everyone calls you a sandbagger...

To the victor goes the boils... boy my ass hurts!

Yup, Pat Caine & I won our division in the 2010 RICC Member Guest.  Who would thunk it?  I used 2 dozen balls, 9 pair of clean tidy whities,  3 skirts, and a half a box of tampons. My shot of the tournament was a tequila on Thursday night.

We are freaking exhausted. Off to have dinner tonight and see CAKE play and burn through our winnings.

Looks like my handicap is going south for the member guest. Sorry Pat.

47, 41 for and 88 on Saturday... name in lights. This too will change.

The man with the golden horseshoe celebrates his 50th birthday!

Link to all the pictures are here http://www.flickr.com/photos/dsra/sets/72157624352018873/

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE THIS OFTEN.

Taking the golden horseshoe to new depths, Greg Perry is on the 18th tee at RICC with a 5 wood aiming in on the 16th green.  Yup, he got up on a the 16th tee and hit it about 275 yards dead right over 170 yards of marsh and saltwater wetlands onto the tiny 18th island tee box. In true perry form he flew the freaking green!

100 from the tips. What a freaking pussy.

I did almost go P/p/P/p/P!  Oh, you don't know that....

That would be Par/ Pocket / Par/ Pocket / Par/

Instead, I finished Par / Pocket / Par / Pocket / Bogie/ Par

I will playing in the Member Guest next week with Pat Caine.

I haven't told him about RICC's new testing policy. They will test for all roids.... A pee test for steroids and rubber glove test for hemorrhoids.  Ouch... hit em straight.

I pulled off a Gretsky...

Remember the days of Gretzky hanging alone on the red line waiting for the puck while his team played shorthanded. During my street hockey days, that was good for a ear high cotton ripping wedgie. That being said, I basically sat on the backs of my son Rob, Prez Picc, and Coach Jim (while I smoked cigars and offered emotional support,) for a massive gross 68 victory last Saturday. Irrespective of my irrelevant role in the victory, I feel obligated to thank all the little people during this magical time.