Well, kinda. Here is the deal. When I started playing golf I was losing a dozen balls a round. Aside from the cost, I felt it was embarrassing for me to be using Titleist quality balls while hacking up the joint… like the wine dork that puts ice cubes in their $400 Montrachet. Puleazze!
So I used the score of 100 at my waypoint to be worthy of the company’s products. I broke that barrier with a 95 at Montaup in Portsmouth, RI on October 19, 2006 with my last Top Flite XL2000. Since then I have been towing the Titleist line. On June 16th 2009 I shot an 89 with my NXT Tour and decided I would take it to the next level… I would start every round of golf with a Pro V1 and drop down to the NXT if I lost it during the round. Just another way to punish myself. Well, now that I am starting to post 100’s again so I am thinking I might have to punish myself further with a down grade in equipment. Truth be told, I don’t lose a ton of balls, but I am not feeling worthy. Perhaps a better punishment for my bad play would be to use ladies pink balls until I can get me game back together. That humiliation should relax me out there!
No. I think you should have to use the yellow and orange balls from putt-putt golf. The are easier to find, durable, are used to being hit by girls, grandmas, hacks, .... well anyone, and are used to only being hit a few feet at a time.
ReplyDeleteI always like the light purple ones... almost lavender. Does Titleist make scented balls?
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