Yup, no typo, my vagina feels fresh and ready for another round... but before I explain... a big congratulations to Greg and Dan for winning the low handicap (men's) division in grand style. Another big hand for my partner Craig who may retire today with his big winnings. He won a skin on Saturday, two skins on Sunday, he bet on Greg and Dan to win their division, and he may take a small pittance for our 3rd place finish.
Yes, we squeaked out a 3rd place finish in our division, and had a real chance to get the three points to tie for first. We were in every match going 0, +1, +1, +1, +1, 0, +2. Craig played great, and I even helped on a number of holes. We had a wonderful weekend... drank allot of wine, smoked allot of cigars, and lost allot of golf balls.
To my vagina. The 7 nine hole matches were a great opportunity for me to experiment with my new clubs (I am actually using demos until they arrive,) and discovering my new swing on the tee box. It was that new swing that has improved my privates... let me explain. I am using a new practice routine. Aim, ass out, body square, right hand over left, away from ball is basically the same is before. Next though I take my first back swing and slowly rotate my upper torso back until my club is bouncing back over my head. I take moment to flex at the point to really feel it and then take a smooth swing forward. Next I take one more practice swing, but swing so hard with my entire body that I practically lift off the ground like a helicopter. The point of these two practice moves are to make my body rotate and not use my arms to swing at the ball. Finally I set up, repeat the same swing at 70% of the fast swing and only concentrate on keeping my head still, and eyes glued to the ball. I hit it much more consistent than I ever have before both in length and accuracy. Still not long, but much probably 10-15 yards longer than before. So as I stand on the tee box with two holes left I comment to partner Craig, "Boy, my thighs are really starting to burn badly, I have never felt this before, perhaps its from my new swing." Craig promptly responded, "...but Dave, you were always complaining that your old swing made your vagina sore!"
Thanks for a great weekend Craig!
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Dave, what kind of clubs did you get? Good luck with your sore vagina. Too bad its sore from golf!
ReplyDeleteTitleist AP1's with a pretty stiff shaft. They should be in any day. I have used the demos for about 6 full rounds. I like them!
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