Hey Dan, enough with my belly button!

So I get up on the 15th tee, and Dan postulates... Dave, you hit it great when your belly button rotates... just think about your innie! I proceeded to duff if into the rough 25 yards to the left.  All I could think about was my hairy belly button. I GOT ISSUES! Perhaps I will think about the ball next time! God I SUCK!