Top 10 things that could explain this.
10. A mid life crisis. I wanted to look tougher and went to a top plastic surgeon to make my dreams come true.
9. I called my neighbor a dumb wop and he hit me with a very large zucchini that he was secretly packing.
8. I am depressed... I drank all night and got confused, I thought that was my wrist.
7. Larry, Moe, Curly... after all this years, we were obviously off our game.
6. It was a discount lobotomy. I had to fly to Napa, where instead to using the ice picks behind the eye sockets, they are experimenting with going in once in the middle with a cork screw.
5. It is a $10,000 nose job. I asked for a new nose that was a combination of Michael Jackson and Bruce Jenner. My eyesight is still blurry, was it money well invested?
4. I am growing a uni-brow.
3. You think hockey is a tough sport. I received this in a bench clearing brawl on the golf course. Talk about tough, they stitched me up while waiting to tee off between holes.
2. Mark, talk to your agent... I am replacing you in your current role. This picture was taken in make up.
1. I had a very small cylindrical growth between my eyebrows that was hard to see, but you could feel it. Doc said it was only going to grow. I had it removed. It will get biopsied, but it appeared to be nothing to worry about.
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