Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Abaco Trip Prep: Extra attention to my balls tonight....

I think I am set for the practice round...

Proof you can throw up on your shoes and take home the hardware

2nd Annual Abaco Club Member Guest 3...
About 5 years ago, 3 years after I started playing... 
I used driver on every par 3!
 


Off to Abaco next week to play in an 8x8 team event.

Should make for some great "throw up on yer shoes" stories.

1. I haven't played in months.

2.I am playing against all low handicap players.

3. My index of 15.7 is about two strokes lower than I was playing when the season ended.
Link to GHIN is HERE

4. Link to the digs we are staying at is HERE

5. Link to golf course is HERE

6. Link to local watering hole is HERE

Joke forwarded from Sandy!

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET A SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER..

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS..

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Big Daddy Driver!

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

OK, I am taking my sticks!

Off to Santa Barbara tomorrow morning and I am taking my clubs. Sunday morning tee time at Sandpiper and we are working a tee time at a private club from Monday.... or, to be more specific, I called in a favor and someone else is!  :^) Originally this small vacation was only about hot women (that would be Cheryl, my hot woman), vino, and spa stuff. I decided to use my message money on lost golf balls, tee times, and therapy.